“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”
Imagine you hearing a knock on your door at 2 AM, You open the door and it’s your icon with a few of your friends and a few of their friends. They ask if they can come in and you let them in. They explain how they are starting a gang where they plan on playing harmless pranks on people they don’t like, and want to know if you will lead their gang.
omg okay I’m laughing really hard because they basically had to yell at these lollipop looking balls mounted on sticks like how do you keep a straight face doing that I can’t even
imagine 1d on family feud im crying listen ok liam would always give a shitty answer that he’d be lucky to get on the board and niall would give the sensible answers and be really good at fast money louis would be the one who answered for the whole team and zayn would always get the number one answer and harry would give the awful answers that would get steve to give him the look for about five minutes and then make fun of him mercilessly
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the year is 2034
all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about
tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior